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We have just received  some welcome news from our weather forecasters and we couldn’t wait to share it with you. Sometime in the future, actual date unspecified, it will warm up again and things like flowers will bloom right out loud.

Our weather forecasting department which has had an uncanny ability to forecast things like summer or fall and unfortunately winter, have gone back to their original system of forecasting, which includes old school types things such as reading entrails, tossing the bones, guessing, communing with spirits of long-gone weathermen, seeing stuff in their minds eye, looking at the NOAA website, making stuff up, talking about El Nino, and other tried and true methods, to come up with this latest prediction.

We have assembled a top-notch special team of clairvoyants, soothsayers, shamans, meteorological savants, fortune tellers, oracles, snake charmers, used car salesmen, augurs, diviners, mediums, large’s, prophets, psychics, crystal ball gazers and a palm reader, to be able to bring you the latest, best, most creative forecast we can assemble.

Dr. Omy Gahdyes our resident soothsayer from Mumbai read the proclamation.

“We the members of the weather forecasting team have come to the unanimous decision that soon, or at a time to be determined later, the sun will be returning bringing with it warmth and sunlight causing the cold and snow to leave this place and flowers and other things of a growing nature to grow again. This is assuredly what we believe and are too confident will happen, barring any interference from other predicting groups that may think otherwise, of course. If you want the true skinny you must stick with us and not believe the unbelievers that don’t believe what we do. Thank you.”

What a breath of fresh air, huh? Warmth, sunlight, growing things, like how cool will that be. All right then! Get ready, sometime in the future it will be warm. That’s the prediction and I’m proud to stand behind the staffers that worked so hard to come up with it. Start digging out those shorts and tee’s and don’t forget those flip-flops. I’m already making ice tea.