Kids, they run around until they can hardly stand up, screeching and yowling depending on what kind of kids you have, banging into stuff, screeching some more because they got hurt, fighting with each other, running to tell that what’s his ears did this to me, screeching because you won’t beat him for it, leaving their toys everywhere, wanting something to eat, screeching because they don’t like what you give them, and generally depleting their parents patience and stiffening their resolve never to have kids again. Ever.
It ‘s burnout time. They’ve had it and you’ve had it. It’s time for that dreaded mid-afternoon nap. There’s more screeching and yowling because they’re not tired and don’t want a nap. But you know they do, just like you need that glass of wine to help you make it through another day with having four kids under the age of three. Yet there’s always that one hold out that has an ounce more stamina than the others that insists he doesn’t need a nap, but you hold firm and soon he’s nodding out like the others. Bliss at last. Maybe they’re not so bad after all.Tag Archives: nap time
The Art Of Snarling
An important lesson in a young grizzly cubs life is the art of snarling. There is an etiquette to it. A time and place where it is acceptable behavior, and first and foremost, the actual act of snarling itself. How to hold your mouth, what kind of stance you should take, the volume, intent, sincerity, all these things have to be learned, then practiced endlessly until perfected.
This cub has just been informed that it is soon going to be nap time and like all kids he doesn’t need a nap. He’s not sleepy and definitely wants to stay up, winter or no winter. Mom says you’re going to take a nap whether you want to or not. Mother grizzlies do not have long conversations with their young about what she wants them to do. There is none of this convincing stuff, or cajoling, or offering to take them to Wally world if they’re good and take their naps like good little grizzlies. She just gives them a swat, picks them up in her mouth and stuffs them in the den. The “don’t come out or you’ll really get it” is understood.
But this is a young grizzly and some defiance is not only understood but expected otherwise it wouldn’t be a grizzly, it’d be like a black bear. No, no, no, not that, not like a black bear, defiance is definitely called for. So drawing on the limited knowledge of snarling etiquette the young bear moves the proper distance away from mom which is the swiping range of that big front paw, turns its head slightly to the left and emits a low growl and forms the proper mouth position. This is not the equivalent of a full-blown, foot-stamping, screaming in the aisles, tearing open the candy bag, type of snarl. That would get it a shot across the snout that would knock it half silly. This is the “I don’t want to go to bed yet” snarl. It’s been done well, mom pretends she didn’t hear it and the youngster has just completed his first successful snarl.
It’s feeling pretty good about things right now so it wanders off to snarl and growl at the grass and the opening to the ground squirrels hole, and it’s really wishing a magpie or even a raven would come by so it could really give them a good snarl. It would go up the hill a little to give those boulders what for too, but actually it’s feeling a little sleepy and mom is digging up that ground squirrel and maybe it will just go down there and lay down and watch her. Just for a minute. Not to take a nap. Just to rest a minute. Then it’ll get up and really snarl a bunch.
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