I’m not one to typically drone on about myself, but here I go*. I’ll start with the basic stats… I’m a 21 year old, girly cow moose, brown hair and eyes. I have tan skin. I’m 7′ 1″ at the shoulder and curvy.

I’d also like to state that I am looking for a one night stand, or at least the weekend. Definitely no LTR’s.  I want a moose I can share my feelings with. I don’t have an exact type, I guess I am attracted to a taller guy and beards (they always get me.) I’m very easy-going and can get along with most other moose for a short time. I really enjoy making other Moose laugh. I have a very broad sense of humor. It can go anywhere from very light to very dark, I enjoy the occasional risqué joke. I do have a sense of when to be serious though. Kindness is my thing, I only treat other Moose the way I would want to be treated. I work constantly and don’t have much time to go to the bars, which is why I turned to Moose’s list for some help.

I love the outdoors, anything from hiking to just random runs along the river bank. I’m an avid MMA fan, (Moose Martial Arts) with my favorite being the Big Moose division. There’s something about those big paddles clashing together that really gets me going. The bigger the bull the faster I’m there. Must have very large paddles. No younger bulls need apply. Please guys grow up and give me a call later. I like the simpler things in life, I’m very low maintenance. I enjoy watching ice flows on the river and my stories on the idiot box, especially my absolute favorite, Edge of Moose. Extra points for being a fan. I would have to say my true passion is eating willow leaves. I love escaping to my favorite riparian thicket sipping on a beer and just nibble myself silly.

To finish I’d like to add about the moose I’m looking for. I’d like a moose who is trustworthy and honest, a real bull that keeps his word. I don’t need someone to support me I’ve been doing that on my own for sometime now and do not intend on changing that. I know who I am I also don’t intend on changing the moose I have become, so please no bull that can’t handle an independent female. I am very affectionate so please be too. I want a moose that can make me laugh until I cry. If you can make my dewlap jiggle you’re in. Being considerate is a plus too. I may ask for a lot out of a partner, but I’ll only ask for what I can equally give in return. Well if this sounds at all like you, drop me a message and we’ll see where things go. Add your favorite browsing place in the subject line to weed out the bots. Your pic gets a saucy one of mine but please no appendage shots, at least not at first.

* Ed: The above was found in the personals section of The Yellowstone Daily Antler. If you’re lonely or just looking for a partner to vent your anger on, place an inexpensive advertisement in The Yellowstone Daily Antler personals column. Your life will change immediately. As always we advise meeting your prospective mate in a public place with armed security on duty. Remember safe sex prevents STD’s such as antler loss, dewlap shrinkage, and hoof rot. Be safe out there. Know who you’re rutting with.