Two Blondes go to a Tanning studio to add to their tans. The receptionist looks at them and says “Wow! What incredible tans. Are you sisters?” They looked at each other and said ” No, We’re not even Catholic.”

Ok, it’s been awhile since we’ve had a chance to visit with Carl and Roger and as luck would have it they’ve got a blond joke for you today. As you know if you’ve been reading our blog for awhile Carl and Roger are the editors of Buffalo Jokes and have final say over all the material selected and presented here under Buffalo Jokes.

As Director of the blog and sole owner of it and all of it’s content, we try our darnest to keep these two in check. Problem is they’ve amassed quite a following and any attempt on our part to contain their often political incorrectness causes an uprising with their fans and there are riots in front of the blogs’ front door with cries of First Amendment violations on our part and “Leave them alone you Nazi bastard!” and “Let them tell blond jokes! It’s the American way!” and “What’s a matter with you, You wanta burn books too!” plus the often repeated “There he is! Get a rope!” and other indignities that can’t be repeated in a family oriented place like the blog.

As Director of the blog I firstly want to say that we do not condone any type of speech that makes light of, or causes discomfort to any group, regardless of hair color or national affiliation, or however many capitol letters they have as their name. This is America and everyone has the not quite God-given right to say whatever they want. Even buffalos. And in our case particularly buffalos as they actually own 83% of the Buffalo Jokes franchise and have numerously stated they will bring litigation in a big way if we don’t stay the hell out of their business. There are some limits however. For instance Carl won’t allow anything to be said about Republicans and Roger won’t let anything be said about Democrats or puppies. As you can imagine in this political climate there is often scuffling and head butting and even the occasional attempt to gore one another when material comes in that offends one or the other of them. This is why we don’t attend any of their editorial meetings and why the occasional blond joke slips thru. These guys each weigh about 2000 lbs. a piece. It’s best to let them work it out alone.

Now having said all that we want to say that Blonds are our friends. They do not bring sickness in the night, or cause earthquakes or even create some of the reality TV we see today, tho we suspect that there may be some who have dyed their hair another color and do have something to do with Reality TV but we can’t prove that yet so we just say we suspect that to be true. There have even been some blondes that have done great and interesting things for our country, like, uhmm you know, great things, wonderful things not bad things. I mean if you should see a blond or suspect that she may be a blond, march right up to her and say “Dammit, Thank you for your service.” and shake her hand. Ask her first if you can. Be careful there. You just don’t go up and grab a strangers hand, blond or not, without asking first, in fact I might recommend getting her to sign a waiver stating that it was ok. Just sayin’.