“Whadja think of the joke Carl.”

“Oh man, I really lost it on this one. I think I made a mess in the wallow.”

“Yeah it has it moments but what about the negative social implications of anthropomorphizing a small feathered creature with some severely chronic disorders for the amusement of a few misguided readers.”

“Yeah, well screw that. I thought it was funny.”

“Maybe so but I still bet we’re going to take some heat on this one.”

Note: As you know *The Institute and The Director take a firm stand against ducks smoking or even walking into bars. But we really discourage ducks being made an object of ridicule, or duck shaming, as it were. Normally we would have rejected this joke out of hand, but Carl and Rodger the two buffalo that appear in Buffalo Jokes, said they’d walk if we pulled this one and as you know Buffalos Jokes requires buffalo so we had to let them have their way on this one. Besides Carl, the one on the right, thinks Susie the reader who sent this joke in is really hot, so it was going to be published whether we wanted it to be or not or we wouldn’t have had a Buffalo Jokes post today. They have editorial control of this segment of the blog so there you have it, A Duck Walks Into A Bar joke.

Remember duck shaming or any kind of shaming is morally and ethically wrong, even if it’s an alcoholic, COPD-bound duck suffering from SPD (sensory processing disorder). However we make exceptions for it sometimes, especially if it is really funny, not that this example was, but we’re just saying.

As always we invite our readers to send in their own twisted, semi-sadistic, warped sense of humor jokes and our Buffalo Jokes committee, composed of mainly Carl, Rodger and The Director, will consider publishing it.

* Note: For those of you unfamiliar with The Institute and what it does, please see the page labeled The Institute on the Menu Bar above. That should explain everything. You shouldn’t have one single question remaining regarding The Institute after reading it. None. For those of you favored few who already know about the Institute, Nevermind. Return to your daily activities. Thank you for your support.