So Ed, You’re still dating aren’t you?

Yeah, I am. Why do you ask?

Well this just came in over the wire and it sounds serious. I thought, as a friend, I better let you know about it.

Well go ahead, I’m just all horns waiting for this. It’s not another brucellosis scare is it? I’ve been vaccinated.

No this is worse, but pay attention, this came straight from the clinic. “Twenty-five percent of women are on medication for depression and other mental disturbances, which means that the remaining 75% are running around untreated.” Just thought you should know.

Note from The Director: First off, as Director of The Institution, I do not condone making disturbed women jokes. Let me be perfectly clear on this. If they’re crazy, I say leave ’em alone. No jokes about any woman regardless of how screwed up she may be should be used under any circumstances. This has been a long standing policy here at The Institution. Now as some of you know, me and my evil twin brother write everything on this blog. But sometimes when I’m in a sugar induced coma and unable to get my hand up to the keyboard to stop him, my evil twin brother will take advantage of the situation and post something like this. I am shocked and dismayed that this has happened. It turns out that he was in collusion with another blog director whose name is, wait, I just got word from our legal team, “Oh, Krap, Doan, Doit” not to disclose his name but you probably already know it. Yes it’s him. He really enjoys getting my evil twin brother to do things like this. I am going to have a stern talk with him the next time I see him. Again my deepest most heartfelt apologies to any crazy woman out there who may have read this poor excuse for a joke. Thank you for your understanding. The Director.