Life in A Cloud

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For those of you new to the blog you may not know that The Institute, the source of the many excellent but interesting posts you receive daily, sits high in the Rocky Mountains in Northern Colorado. Not Andes high or Himalayan high, but moderately high at just under 6500′.

So what, you might ask, if you were the rude type. Well, it means that at this altitude, 6500′, we get a lot more weather than folks living lower than us. What might be a rain cloud high in the sky to them may be a raging hail storm at this elevation. They’re looking at the bottom of a cloud and don’t see what’s going on inside it. Or a brisk wind down on the flats might be 70 mph up here and that will scatter your lawn chairs all over hell and back.

Lately we’ve been getting a lot of “fronts” moving in which brings clouds over and around us and often below us, usually all at the same time. I say fronts because we rarely get “backs” unless the clouds move backwards for some reason, which it does sometimes for reasons known only to itself. So I guess that could be considered a “back”.

The Institute buildings sit prominently on a point just below the summit of a world-famous mountain, it, the mountain not the Institute, being featured on many maps and even Google Earth, jutting out into space and consequently into the weather whenever it occurs. Visualize all the many imposing Schloss’s or castles you have seen in magazines, movies, and your imagination along with craggy rustic buildings set in high lonely places and mix them together and you have an idea of what The Institute aspires to look like and fails dismally at, and you have an idea of what we look like.

But getting back to the fronts we spoke of earlier. When they bring the clouds in to envelope us in misty darkness, they are loaded to the very gills with water in the form of suspended droplets completely filling the inside of that cloud. There is simply no room left for anything else. Not even lightning. It is packed tight. When the cloud moves back and forth due to some climatic reason it bangs into whatever happens to be there, like say, The Institute, and as it collides with our buildings the water inside the cloud just adheres to them. Sticks to the sides, saturating everything with impunity, and creates problems that are different than one gets in a rainstorm. The water doesn’t just fall downward and run down the sides like rain, it instantly saturates everything, walls, roof, under the eaves, into every single nook and cranny, sort of like running your house through a car wash. Think grabbing your house by its roof and plunging it into a vat of water until bubbles come out of its little chimney and you have some idea of what it’s like to live in a cloud.

Now before you think that that is a totally bad thing, it’s not. In fact it’s kind of cool. If you’ve done all your proper caulking and waterproofing that is. You can stay inside and light a fire in the fireplace without fear of accidentally burning down the forest from errant embers. You can read, pull your chair right up to the window and watch the cloud move back and forth. Drink hot tea. Think about stuff you don’t normally take time out to think about. Ponder, some. Call your neighbors and say “Hey, you got cloud?” They almost always do if you do. It’s a time to relax and say “Well I don’t have to mow the lawn today.” and just enjoy the weather.

There are other good parts too, like when the clouds move in and when they move out. If the movement happens at either end of the day, like sunrise in the shot above, you get a bonus of seeing morning in a different way. That alone makes up for some of the crap side of living in a cloud. Shortly after that image was taken the cloud moved backwards up the hill and we got wet. But for a brief moment you got to see paradise. Living in a cloud isn’t always a bad thing.

Springtime In Scott’s Bluff

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Some of you out there have written in to say that Spring is happening in other parts of the country besides the Rockies. While we don’t dispute that statement entirely we still stand by our position that Spring is really a Mountain event best seen by visiting any part of the high country now. We suggest that you hurry west until you run into the area where the ground is pointing sharply upwards then proceed with caution so you don’t smack into something beautiful.

Now having said that we understand that some of you may have strong regional feelings, and for that we’re truly sorry, and even think, misguided as it may be, that Spring is beautiful near where you live. We can’t help you much with that other than to sympathize and make the offer yet again for you to come visit out here, in the mountains, the home of Spring itself.

In order to placate some of you that have sent in rather heated letters stating that you’d appreciate a little acknowledgement of your local beauty we have decided to show you a view of somewhere different today. This would be Scott’s Bluff Nebraska, a place on the way to the Rockies. It’s famous for being a spot to reach early in your trip, if you were tripping in a wagon train full of covered wagons on your way to California in the 1800’s.

You definitely wanted to be here in very early Spring if you were going to make it over the mountains and into California before winter set in again. So, as many of you who got here and saw the daunting task of the journey yet before you said “screw it I’m staying here” this became a regular sight every Spring and we have to admit, it is pretty. Actually it’s very pretty and we’re almost convinced that there are very lovely places if one does venture away from the mountains occasionally. I realize that this might be construed as a heretical statement but we try to be fair and impartial here.

Here’s another view of  the same area.

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See it’s nice.

Alright then. That should satisfy those of you who are convinced that Spring exists other places than here in the Rocky Mountains.

Cinco de Mayo

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There was an article on one of the news outfits on the Internet, CNN or MSNBC I don’t remember which, asking “Why do we celebrate Cinco de Mayo”. I was surprised by this as the answer has always been “because it’s Chris’s birthday.” This is so simple a problem to answer I couldn’t believe it warranted an entire article on a national news service, all they had to do was give me a call and I could have told them saving a lot of angst on their part.

As one of Chris’s parents I was always mildly surprised that an entire country chose to celebrate Chris’s birthday. I  noticed that shortly after he was born Mexico began celebrating Chris’s birthday. I was a little surprised that they chose to call it Cinco de Mayo instead of Chris’s Birthday Day, but then I thought that his being born was so great that celebrating the day was an even neater way to celebrate it rather than calling it Chris’s Birthday day. I realize he is a special person but a whole country stopping in their tracks, not to mention other folks around the world joining in to celebrate his birthday for an entire day, well you have to admit, that is pretty cool.

 It shouldn’t be that unusual though, Chris always has been a special person doing exceptional things even as a young person. Here he is shown after a hard day working on the railroad. He was instrumental in completing the Ferrocarril Chihuahua al Pacifico railway, a rail line known for its dangerous tunnels and high trestles that span 1000′ deep ravines. That was an amazing feat for someone as young as Chris, but was it enough to get an entire nation to celebrate his birthday. We think so. When we look back at those days now and ask Chris what he thought about it, all he can say is “Boy o Boy O Boy that was some crazy stuff” in his usual modest way.

So there you have it. We celebrate Cinco de Mayo day because it is Chris’s birthday. That’s it. Short and sweet. Happy Birthday son. I love you.

Help Wanted

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Help Wanted ! Shark Polisher

Shark Polisher urgently needed at the World Famous Shark Emporium here at The Institute. Experience helpful but not required. Work side by side with Great Whites, Hammerheads and those goofy but loveable Bullsharks. On the job training. Excellent benefits. Swimming experience a plus but not essential. All equipment provided. Employee must supply their own swimwear. If you have ever wanted to experience the excitement of polishing a shark in its own un-natural environment this is the opportunity of a lifetime.Our sharks occasionally become tarnished due to the constant exposure to the public and need to be polished to bring back their full luster. Be able to brag to your friends and loved ones that you not only work at the prestigious Institute but you are a shark polisher! We have immediate openings on all shifts. Daycare, 401k’s, insurance referrals, parking validated, remodeled break room, tattoo removal, especially those prominently displayed on appendages, discounts at the main Institutes cafeteria, free subscription to The Institutes blog, BigShotsNow.com, T-shirt with I am a shark polisher emblazoned on both front and back provided after one full month of shark polishing, automatic notification of next of kin if for some reason you do not complete your shift, maternity and/or fathernity leave available no questions asked, are all provided. We are an equal opportunity employer. We cheerfully meet the new government minimum wage requirements. Se habla espanol. Send resume or your name and a working phone number to The Director at The Institute. Immediate response guaranteed.

The Great Quail Migration

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When going through our archives the other day we stumbled across a treasure-trove of forgotten images. Deep in the hidden recesses of The Institutes’ storage shed we found photographic evidence of one of Nature’s most incredible stories, The Great Quail Migration.

Many of you I’m sure, have never heard of the Great Quail Migration as it happened way before the internet. But back in the latter half of the last century there was a great drought in the high plateaus of the desert Southwest. Plants dried up and died. Insects disappeared and the Quail were faced with imminent starvation. The elders of the flock knew something drastic had to be done and hearing that the government was giving away land up along the Snake river in Idaho to any quail brave enough to make the journey they decided to attempt the long dangerous trail North.

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Gathering the flock together they started northward. At first there were just a few hardy souls determined to find a better life, but as word spread of the possibility of a land of plenty just laying there for the taking, others joined in.

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Soon there were dozens then thousands until the earth was dark with mottled bodies of quail heading North.

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The journey was long and arduous with many of the original flock falling by the wayside. but their determination never wavered. They steadily kept to their dream of tall grass, abundant insects and safe havens. Young were born along the way to replace those that had fallen, prey to the many predators who shadowed the migration.

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When the journey seemed to be at its darkest point and it looked as if they would never reach that magical land, the miracle finally happened. They reached the border the government had erected to set aside the land that was to be the home of the quail for as long as the sun would shine and the grass would grow. That was the land that was to be given to any quail that could reach it, for now and forever. Tired, hungry, footsore, feathers dusty with travel they entered one by one into the promised land and safety.

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The patriarch who had led the flock those hundreds of miles, who had evaded predators and sickness, who had kept hope alive and guided them unerringly to the final spot where they could begin new lives, was the last to enter.

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Realizing what they had left behind, and the price they had paid for it, he took one last look back at the past. Standing at the border that represented safety and a new beginning for his flock he seemed satisfied with what they had accomplished. They had completed the Great Quail Migration.

Today his descendants can still be found living peacefully along the riverside in the Snake River Raptor Rehabilitation Area, a testament to the quails determination and bravery that still is prevalent today.

As always we are proud to be able to bring you the stories of these amazing and often heroic events, many of which never happened, and to share with you the incredible but unbelievable tales that have been captured on film and more recently pixels. We do this so that you too can share in Nature’s glory. No there’s no need to thank us, it’s just part of our job.

Water Strider

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In the Portland Japanese garden, way in the back, there is a path that will take you down into a ravine that has a small stream running through it. The path is made up of bluish-gray granite slabs set one above the other to form steps and curves down like a huge open air spiral staircase with no railings. As you descend further into the ravine the trees close in overhead and ferns begin to creep out next to the walkway until you’re finally standing down at the bottom in an emerald-green room that is reflected onto the surface of the small pools that form along the stream bed.

The stream is crystal clear and so are the small pools that fill the rock lined banks. It is quiet here. The sounds that are so clearly heard in other parts of the garden are muted and faint as if the little glen absorbs them. There are sounds here of course, if you sit still and listen you can hear the leaves gently rubbing together above, the stream makes a small splashing sound as it courses over the rocks, tumbling quietly, creating bubbles that float along the surface until they pop leaving the surface bare again. Leaves are carried downstream, floating majestically, swinging back and forth on the water’s surface, some staying in the middle of the stream until they float around the curve formed as the water makes it way around a larger boulder, others getting caught by the overhanging foliage until waterlogged they sink to the bottom.

Occasionally a bird will flit into the glen, rustling the leaves as it makes a quick check for something to eat, then leaves again as quickly as it arrives. Sometimes a low scurrying sound can be heard in the dry leaves as some little denizen of the garden goes about its life. As you sit and take in the slow rhythm of this little oasis you will see one of the remarkable creatures that make these smalls ponds their home. It is the Water Strider, a small insect that is so light that it can stand on the surface of the water and move about without sinking. Its feet barely cause an indent in the water surface. Sometimes it will move out to where the sun will cast its shadow into the stream bed, then you will see the water striders mirror image on the bottom, the dark shadowy rings of the indented water surrounding its feet appearing to be the size of a dime or larger. These shadows moving across the bottom of the pond were what drew my intention to it in the first place. Once seen you soon become mesmerized by its small darting movements and it is difficult to take your eyes off them. One can spend hours down here in this green wonderland.

If you love Japanese gardens, then you must place the Portland Japanese garden on your bucket list. It is truly remarkable.