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I often wonder why they’re called the gentler sex. I’ve noticed that after say 18 or 19 Mojitos the most innocent of comments will suddenly erupt into a rougher version of MMA sanctioned cage-fighting and there is no mercy shown until someone gets unconscious. As a gentleman and someone concerned with their own personal safety you should never get in the middle of a situation like this unless you want your antlers pulled off. I like my antlers and therefore I normally stand off to the side until the paramedics get there.

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I’m not sure what this fracas was about but moments ago they were grazing side by side peacefully enough. I guess one of them said something about the other’s fur coat, I think it was “That’s a nice fur coat, didn’t they have it in your size?” and then it was on.

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It gets ugly from this point on and I hesitate to show you more as this is a family oriented website, (what the hell am I talking about, this isn’t a family oriented website), but I don’t see the need to be deliberately rude. We’re all adults here, we’ve heard some of the things females say to each other in the heat of the moment, but this is a Monday and I suppose we all have enough on our plate that we don’t need to be exposed to more reality nature.

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Once the altercation gets going however it becomes a force of nature, so to speak, and it will run it course. There is not much that can stop this explosion of female aggression unless you happen to be in a place that has a couple of Sumo wrestlers on staff and then they need to have a death wish. Even mad ladies have a hard time getting through 800 lbs. of Japanese hugeness although they will give it their best shot.

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I put this lack of decorum completely on the doorstep of a permissive society where anyone can say anything without any thought of the consequences and the expected reaction is out-and-out violence even by the most cultured, well-bred, ladylike members of the fair sex. These are difficult times we live in and I for one miss the old days of kindness and civility. So what if her coat isn’t the right size that’s no reason to be petty. It seems that beauty is no indication of good breeding. So be kind out there. Let’s think before we speak and if a provocative remark does slip out let’s try to be understanding and allow for the other’s imperfection, and if that doesn’t work try and get the first hoof in.